Monday, August 11, 2008

dolores um-bitch...eh bridge




Fans of Harry Potter will recognize te above pic easily. That is Dolores Umbridge, the mean headmistress of Hogwarts School of Wizardry (i love how complicated it sounds. Wee-Zard-A-Ree. hehe..). And if you watched Harry Potter & The Order of Phoenix, you'd know that she is one evil, selfish, hypocryte down-to-very-core headmistress that any innocent student can ask for. Well, the reason why her pic is here in my blog is because I have my very own Dolores Umbridge here in the section. But in my case, it is more profound to change it to Dolores Um-bitch. She fits the description well. Senior in age, berlagak tau semua benda, provoking in a very bad way tht even our bosses were intimidated by her. Boleh tak? Aku pn dah confuse siapa sebenarnye yg boss. Eventhough I am still and Executive and not yet at a managerial level, I am still an officer to her okk. By position, she was downright just a Non-Executive but at a supervisory level since dia gile lama bertapa kat situ. By position also, I have the damned right to instruct/give orders/control/demand her to do stuff (work-related of course , unless aku nak bersifat kejam and suruh dia turun bawah & belikan lunch utk aku). But since I have a lot of respect for the elders and tak amik port pn pasal pangkat & darjat & whatnot, I can just disregard this issue. I am somewhat confused by this relationship between us the young ones and the veterans here in the office. There always seems to be something that they are not happy about us. From the way we walk, talk, dress up and even the way we perform our prayers. Which is way beyond ridiculous! Apakah kau nk tegur org pasal semayang siap nk tutup2 mata?. Just let her be lah. If she wants to correct something that is totally wrong like sembahyang laju sgt ke, rukuk tak cukup toma'ninah ke, lain la kan. The way I see it, it was completely irrelevant. If tht person can acquire kekhusyukkan solat dgn memejamkan mata, biar lah kan. (Dah agaknye kau pun sibuk buat bising2 kat bilik sembahyang tu sampai org lain terpaksa tutup mata sbb nk concentrate, whose fault is it then?) Owh c'mon Um-bitch. Isn't there anything better for you to do? I was once "di tegur" just because I sat on my friend's cubicle desk. She said, "Ey, masa office hour mana boleh duduk atas meja. Kalau nak buat, kene tunggu after office hour". And what was more irritating was that she said that from quite afar. Like she wanted the whole world to know. From the start, she has already showed that she just wanted to humiliate me. Dari aku tertonggeng2 nak tengok data from the pc, in which will display a more provocative position, it was better to sit. And as expected, I was freaking pissed off at that time. So I said to her, "Asal lak tak boleh? Ada dalam Code of Conduct ke cakap x boleh duduk atas meja? Saya tgk org lain duduk, boleh je". Sambil menjegilkan my already-big eyes to her. That Um-bitch was stunned. And she muttered something like "tak manis lah, hape lah".. And then she kept quiet. And i continued sitting there. Taking in the satisfaction of seeing her stunned expression. Aah, it was priceless.

Saturday, August 02, 2008

surprise, surprise
I cannot believe that my final year project supervisor who is also my lecturer for the super-cool Visualization subject dulu, actually left a comment on my blog!!! (Refer to entry viva la vida). He stumbled upon this humble virtual place of mine on the web.
Hey Laz, just in case if you come back to read my blog, it was a really pleasant surprise to hear from you again :) I hope we can keep in touch and you'll be the world's most awesome dad to your little baby girl!!
Happy Friday to all!!
This made me wonder if he read some of the stuff that i wrote about the Modelling project and also something about him. Alamak dah la aku penah tulis yang dia kacak dulu in of the entries... Let's just hope that he didnt. Hmmm...

Friday, August 01, 2008

hellllooooo sexxayyyyy...

Arent this sexy lil' thang, just wonderful to look at?..... I waaaaaannnttttttttttttttttt..... It does display quite a resemblance to the Greek-inspired studded heels that Carrie wears in SATC the movie - sekali pandang laa kan.. hehe... But these heels are such a beauty!


It's irreverent!!!!! The I'd-never-have-a-bad-day-as-long-as-I-wear-you heels!!!

AAAAAAAAAaaaaa... I can marry the heels. (Heels? Will you marry me? I promise I'll make you very happy..)


Anyone feels generous enough to donate RM109 for the above shoes for me? :D